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Shart Survival Kit - Funny Gag Gift & Prank Box | TimelessTroveCo
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"I bought this as a gag gift for my dad's retirement party, and it was the highlight of the night! We all laughed until we cried. But honestly? He actually put it in his golf bag 'just in case.' The tin is high quality and the contents are actually useful. Classic TimelessTroveCo find!"
Shart Survival Kit - Funny Gag Gift & Prank Box | TimelessTroveCo
Instant Relief Zero Panic
Ready in Seconds
Just open the tin and grab the gear. No waiting, no waddling—just instant sanitation when you need it most.
Complete Cleanup Kit
Includes disposable undies, wet wipes, and dry tissues. Safe for your skin, your dignity, and your car seat.
Compact & Travel-Ready
Stash it in your glovebox, purse, or desk. Stay prepared on commutes, road trips, or after spicy meals.
Designed for "Oh No" Moments
Built for sudden surprises and hilarious gifts—durable tin, essential supplies, and endless laughs.
Why Choose TimelessTroveCo
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The Shart Kit
Original
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Cheap Knock-offs
Generic Gags
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Guaranteed Party Highlight
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Premium Reusable Metal Tin
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Complete Wet & Dry Cleanup
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Real, Usable Emergency Undies
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Vintage "Classy" Design
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Discreet & Fast Shipping
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The People Have Spoken
No scripts. No shame. Just hilarious reactions and saved trousers.
SHOP THE GIFT EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT
30-DAY DIGNITY GUARANTEE
Shop risk-free. If this kit doesn't bring you peace of mind or the biggest laugh at the party, we'll issue a full refund — no stress, no questions, no hassle.
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30-DAY DIGNITY GUARANTEE
Shop risk-free. If this kit doesn't bring you peace of mind or the biggest laugh at the party, we'll issue a full refund — no stress, no questions, no hassle.
CLAIM YOUR KIT NOW
Frequently Asked Questions
Each kit includes one pair of disposable unisex underwear, a packet of wet wipes, a packet of dry tissues, a "survival badge" sticker, and a humorous instructional guide on how to handle the situation.
It is both! While it is designed as a hilarious gag gift, the contents are 100% real and functional. In a true emergency, this kit will genuinely save the day.
The disposable underwear is designed as "One Size Fits Most" with a stretchy elastic waistband. It comfortably fits most adult body types (S to XL).
Absolutely. We ship in plain, unbranded packaging. Whether you are buying it for yourself or sending it as a prank, the neighbors (and the mailman) will have no idea what is inside.
No. To protect your plumbing (and the environment), please dispose of the used wipes and underwear in a trash receptacle. Do not flush them.
Due to the sanitary nature of the product (hygiene items), we cannot accept returns on opened kits. However, if your tin arrives dented or damaged during shipping, please contact us for a replacement.
We process all orders within 24–48 hours. Depending on your location, you can expect your kit to arrive in 3–7 business days.